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Jake Dillinger

I just started thinking about Jake Dillinger. He lost everything and he wasn’t even close to being the main character, or represented as anything more than a douchey jock. At least Jeremy and Michael had a happy ending. (Not together.)

Jake lost his house in a fire that his best friend started, and we can headcanon that he forgives him and that everything worked out all we want, but that’s unlikely. He probably lost Rich too. Not even mentioning that Rich wasn’t the same person that Jake thought he was their entire friendship. Not just that, but Rich’s S.Q.U.I.P used Jake as a way to get Rich his objective, meaning that he was taken advantage of by his best friend.

So, he lost his house, his girlfriend, his best friend, the mobility of his legs (And from using them before they were healed, probably lost that for longer than he would have originally), his parents left him, and he’s remained mostly calm and collected. Not only that, but he has the pressure of popularity, and not to mention all of his clubs.

I really love him a lot, and I really respect him. I saw the fan wiki for him, and I’m gonna try my best to quote it.

“Lacks empathy”

I’m pretty sure it said something along those lines. But cut the dude some slack, I mean yeah, he called Jeremy a freak, but he was trying to impress a girl and usually, for him, that kind of thing works.

I see a lot of people try to say that Michael had it the worst, and I see where they’re coming from, but Jake didn’t get a sad song. Jake didn’t get to tell his story. Jake had to sit back and let his emotions swirl inside his head, while he waited for his legs to heal. He was such a “minor” character, in the sense that he doesn’t often get noticed, and it takes a while to add all the things up about him for most people. And not everyone who’s seen Be More Chill is a huge fan who watches it over and over. Which means that a lot of people can gloss over him entirely.

Even I’m guilty of that. I didn’t realize how big of a character he was until the third time of watching Be More Chill.

Not only that, but he also got his free will yanked from him. Yes, everyone else did too, but that on top of everything else is just heartbreaking.

Long story short, I love my boy, and he deserves more appreciation.

This also makes me appreciate Joe and Joe’s writing more, since every character is deep and relatable in some way, and Jake is absolutely no exception.

@todays-jake-dillinger

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d-structive asked:

How dare you to be well known on Tumblr? So full of URself! You will hear news from my lawyer! D:<

kasper-the-ghost answered:

Bring it fish! I’ll take on your fish lawyer with my ghost lawyer! I have the best in the after world!

d-structive

It’s on.

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kasper-the-ghost

BRING IT FISH!

huffletrax

The court will now hear the next case….

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@d-structive

@kasper-the-ghost

kasper-the-ghost

I dont even know what the court case would be called?!

d-structive

Perfect.

And the case would be called: “Kasper-the-ghost-is-well-known-on-Tumblr-and-I-mean…-how-dares-she?”.

kasper-the-ghost

How dare I! Cause I’m not well known!

The case of

“Kasper-is-not-well-known-fish-is-a-liar!”

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dajo42

a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”

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THERMOS

athenavine

plot twist: it works, mugs suddenly start keeping tea at the perfect temperature for the caster all day. students in muggle studies start experimenting with other muggle jargon and a new generation of magic spells are born, propelling the stagnated wizard community into the technological age

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*points wand at book* KINDLE!!!! *book propels itself into fireplace and bursts into flames* I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP

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that’s ron right?

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ororosmunroe

ya’ll headcanoning Miles shoplifting art supplies on the regular when canonically he can’t even get away with tagging a postal box with a removable sticker…is very sus…

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Whites: so he uhhh is black…so they STEAL but he does it artistically….UwU

jabariqueen

It shows they really want to apply racist stereotypes to miles even though it doesn’t make any sense whatsoever lol. First of all Miles is a good kid who would never steal and his family clearly has enough money to buy art supplies, even the expensive kind lol. And even if he wanted to steal something, you think Jefferson would let him get away with it?? Never have I heard someone headcanoning Spiderman as a thief. Spiderman, the friendly neighborhood hero who walks people home and stop people from robbing stuff, is gonna steal stuff from art stores????

tinypocketcats

WHO THE FUCK

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That’s racism, baby!

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Originally posted by sweetscarlett

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@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

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did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..

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its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

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Reblog if you support wlw astronauts getting it on at 0 gravity

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In space no one can hear lesbians scream

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Originally posted by ace-corvid

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teasugarsalt

I mean yes sure of course ADHD Jake Peralta but what about?

ADHD AMY SANTIAGO!

Think:

Rejection Specific Dysphoria. Severely.

External Structure = Success.

Accomplishes more under influence of adrenaline

Is too bored by cooking to pay attention to small details like which white powder goes in the thing, despite having enormous capacity for extreme attention to detail if it’s her hyperfixation: police work.

Rejection! Specific! Dysphoria!!!

h y p e r f o c u s

Probably smart enough to be a judge but law school = Death of Fun

Sensory issues???

idk I’m still in like season 2 but Amy Santiago is so deeply reminiscent of all my own baggage that I’m holding onto this one. Also I feel like “zany” type characters get pegged as ADHD so much but what about the ones who are tensely holding everything together and then collapsing at the end of the day and freaking out about what looks like a trash fire of a life to them while meanwhile everyone else is like “You’re so smart/successful/together!”

ADHD Amy Santiago.

Source: teasugarsalt